Pea Soup

It is January 1st, 2011. I'm simultaeneously feeling excited and a tad bit freaked out. Questions as numerious as Moses' plague of locusts are pirouetting around my head. What mistakes am I going to make this year? Will something amazing happen this year? Will I die this year? All these questions, coupled with ADD, makes it pretty hard to focus right now.

Since this is my first blog, I figure I'll tell you some things about myself. I like reading, drawing, painting, and acting. My favorite books are the Harry Potter series, the Series of Unfortunate Events, the Chronicles of Narnia, and Coraline. And trust me, the movies made that were based on these books pale in comparison to the actual books.

Side Note: I want to see True Grit with the intensity of a thousand Magicarps.

I will also give you a very long list of things I do NOT like. These list items are not listed in most hated to least hated, but are listed in order of what comes to mind first.

-Double-sided tape
-Miley Cyrus
-Robert Pattinson
-Bella's insane, jealous fanaticism over every little thing.
-Horseradish
-The movie Stardust
-The texture of tofu
-Spiders
-When people can't finish a sentence without saturating it with the word "like"
-Megan Fox
-Megan Fox's "acting"
-Eat Pray Love
-People that try really hard to be random
-People that try hard to be accepted
-Tools
-Players
-Hoes

So there's my list. If you disagree, please keep your opinion to yourself. I'm having my pimp glove dry-cleaned, so wait until I pick it up before you disagree with me.

One thing I love right now is the Lincoln Park Bed Intruder song. It makes me smile.

Alright, I'm done rambling. You kids have fun in the new year of 2011.