Guess who's extra warm today? That's right. I AM. Wanna know why? Of course you do. I'll spare you the trouble of asking. I'm wearing tights under my jeans. Oh yeah. Bet you didn't think that was warm, but you better bet your bottom dollar that it is.
(Alliteration points.)
Also, there's this song by the David Crowder Band that I'm really into right now. It's called SMS Shine. So look it up, even though I know most of you won't. But anyway, the song makes me happy.
Yeah, it's amazing. I had to watch the video at least 5 times because I'm always fascinated with David Crowder's beard. And his white guy fro. It's not as good as Bob Ross's white guy fro, but he's an adequate substitute.
Speaking of Bob Ross, have you ever tried doing a painting with him? I swear, you could have every color he uses in the episode, the right brushes, and the right medium, you could even have the flying squirell in your pocket and your painting is so mediocre compared to his. Frustration. My happy trees never look happy. The places where my foliage lives doesn't even look like a habitable land. In short, it looks like poop. Bob Ross probably has a good laugh in his grave whenever someone tries to paint like him.
I love memes. Their like inside jokes that everyone knows about. And if you don't know about it, You need to. My all-time favorite memes are:
Yes. And if you know what all of these are, I love you. Because half of what I say relates to these.
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