Peanut Butter, Pickles, and Bacon Sandwich

So when I posted yesterday, I got a threat on my facebook from my favorite 1st grade teacher at my school.

 

And if you know me at all, you know I'll take just about any fight that's requested. So myself and this 1st grade teacher are going to throw down, and trust me, there is going to be some thunder brought onto this pitiful guy.  That's right. Abbey's bringing the thunder. So, give me your ideas on my method for curb-stomping this guy. Maybe I'll use them.