Ramen Noodles in My Lunch. Again.

Four days till Ukraine.

I have a new update on the upcoming fight with the 1st grade teacher at my school. He came upstairs this morning to my class and made a note of exactly where my computer is and where I sit every day. It didn't take me long to figure out that he was plotting something. For one, he never comes upstairs, especially not to my class. So I expect he is conspiring against me as we speak. Talk about a Paranoid Parrot day.

Anywho, Currently I'm listening to my playlist, consisting of the Gorillaz, Gogol Bordello, and Mindless Self Indulgence. Fun mix, right? I find it entertaining, which balances out the intense boredom that ensues when you do online classes. To make it worse, I'm doing algebra 2 work, which, if you know me well, makes my brain want to self-destruct. I loathe math of any sort. Except for the math that includes dollar signs and decimals. Thats the good kind.

I was looking at a pigeon today, and it was missing an eye. Just then, I had a crazy flashback that made me laugh out loud and made me look like a lunatic. To tell you why I laughed, I have to tell you two stories, and hopefully you'll understand after that.

Well, a year ago, my good friend Sergio and I were at the park behind the library I go to after school, and there's practically an army's worth of homeless people that sleep in the park. We were talking when this big tall Black guy came up and asked us what time it was.

Guy: ..H-hey, yo.. what time is it?

Sergio: Uhh, it's like 4:10.

Guy: Oh...

(At this point, the guy is silent for about a minute, and his right eye is twitching and spazzing the whole time, to the point where he apparently just decides to close it, and he closes his right eye.)

Guy:...Hey mah name is Nayja (Nye-Sha).

Sergio: Hey.. I'm Sergio..

Abbey: (Supressing giggles) I-I'm Abbey.

(7 seconds go by...)

Nayja: Hey what time does the l-library close?

Sergio: I think it closes at 7 today.

(5 seconds)

Nayja: You say it close at 6?

Sergio: No, 7.

(10 seconds)

Nayja: Oh..... Well I see you latah.

(Nayja walks away.)

If you didn't find it funny, you either are the most emotionless person ever or you have to be there to find things funny. That was the most hilarious thing that ever happened to me.

Now for our second story. A week later, Sergio and I were at the park again, and we were having a conversation about spirit animals, like the ones in the Golden Compass. And we were looking at a flock of pigeons, trying to decide who's spirit animal would be the pigeon. Then Sergio decided that Nayja should get the privelage of having a spirit pigeon. We even picked out a prticularly gimpy pigeon from the flock and named it after him. And so, Nayja the Spirit Pigeon was born.

So when I saw that pigeon with only one eye, I laughed, because it brought forth many funny memories into one hilarious thought. Altogether, it was a good morning for me.